The Agentsmith of Trynthalis

Ah. You’re new here. Welcome, Puke. Your public haircut’s right this way.
Call me Barber. I do hair and beard and teeth. The mane.

Oh, look. A Recruit. Mess is right this way.
You can call me Private publicly, or flow in different vein.

Hey, I guess we’re bunk-mates. I already called top, sorry.
Name of Kinison. Pleasure to meet you, fellow shitstain.

THAT’S YES DRILL SERGEANT TO YOU, MAGGOT!
SERGEANT REID. NOT SARGE. NOT GODDAMNED MOTHER BRAIN!

Yeah, I’m here to give you details on deployment.
Psych report came back; sorry. You’re completely sane.

(…)The Enemy speaks in deeds, not words.
(…)You number now among the slain.

Ha. You’re definitely new here. Welcome, puke. Ready for a public haircut?
They call me Rip, and I’m your choice between limelight and drain.

 

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About davidiclineage

Third David down from Absalom Purchase (a Stranger on the Rock) across seven generations. Distaff line Love through mother, Christine. Get it? It took me a while before I did.
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